I think I dislike most of the people at our school because of the puberty phase they’re going through that really everyone goes through at some point, I would think. You know when someone’s so obsessed with being better than everyone else, or they think they have to be the best at what they do, or the smartest person ever? But you really don’t. I mean, why spend you’re life trying to be better than everyone else when you can lay back and just do what you do? It’s not gonna get you anywhere if you’re the smartest person. You’re not gonna rule the world. You’re not gonna do everything when you’re the best at something. And golly, you do not need to be the prettiest person in the world. Just chill. No one cares about how you look. I mean, screw all that “they’re pretty in their own way”. Some people look weird to you. Oh well, they look weird.  You’re not gonna get anywhere being the prettiest person ever anyways.  Just live, just lye back and have some fun and don’t care.  

Just really. You gotta like what’s weird about you. Maybe you walk funny. Alright, who else walks like you then? NOBODY. You’re you, you’re cool. Cool is whatever you want it to be. Maybe you think being a hobo is cool. Maybe you think being rich is cool. Okay, then that’s your opinion. That’s cool then. Whatever you believe is whatever is real. You just have to love yourself and no you’re special and cool. I know myself, and I’m all good with knowing I’m short, nonchalant, not always funny, act too old sometimes, and I can’t sympathize for the life of me. I’m alright with that. I ain’t gonna change. Just like you shouldn’t change yourself because you’re not someone’s ‘cool’.

beatboxgoesthump:


THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

i fucking love the shit out of this.

beatboxgoesthump:

THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!

AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.

AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

i fucking love the shit out of this.

(via frenk-iaro)

My mom had this interview with these guys in Korea because she hasn’t had a job in a long time and we can’t pay rent anymore and her interview went well. If she goes to Korea I’d have to live in my dads house from now on but I don’t want her to leave and it hurts so much and I know it’s just how she’ll be able to pay for us but she’s my best friend and I have a terrible relationship with my dad. I just really need her to stay because I know I’ll be sad without her and I just hate this so much.

This Girl's Interested In My Brother.

  • Me: What are you gonna do when she's smarter than you?
  • Brother: What are you gonna do when your boyfriend robs a bank? Well more like a gas station.
  • Brothers Friend: Work his way up.
I miss this hair.

I miss this hair.

Howdy, Old Feelings

Been a while.

Sometimes I pour things on my pets. If they stare at me, are just being slackers, or such. I pour water, milk, anything on their head. And Deven said that’s terrible of me to do but I see no problem with it as I’m just helping them keep hydrated and cool in these hot summer months.

princekarkat:

pchoooooooooooooooooooo:

deepredroom:

e-boobs:

labyrinthinelasermoon:

muffystopheles:

all the sciencey nerdy feels. 

In this same vein:


screams

Aren’t some of the elements needed to create life here originally from exploded stars? I’ve heard that a few times but have never looked into it.

always reblog interesting astronomy stuff

pantheism feelings, EVERYTHING IS AMAZING

princekarkat:

pchoooooooooooooooooooo:

deepredroom:

e-boobs:

labyrinthinelasermoon:

muffystopheles:

all the sciencey nerdy feels. 

In this same vein:

screams

Aren’t some of the elements needed to create life here originally from exploded stars? I’ve heard that a few times but have never looked into it.

always reblog interesting astronomy stuff

pantheism feelings, EVERYTHING IS AMAZING

(via kiismesiis)

imdrunkwhatsupbitches:

sassy-tomatoes:

darkurges:

brrave:

nebleb:

THE DESTROYER 


omfG

omfG

reblogging because of that omfg

I hate myself for laughing so hard. omg.

I just died a little good golly

imdrunkwhatsupbitches:

sassy-tomatoes:

darkurges:

brrave:

nebleb:

THE DESTROYER 

omfG

omfG

reblogging because of that omfg

I hate myself for laughing so hard. omg.

I just died a little good golly

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick

(via frenk-iaro)

When I laugh sometimes I snort a lot and that makes everyone around me laugh even harder and me too and then it’s just an endless cycle of laughing and me snorting and it’s probably the most hilarious thing to ever see.

bigorneaux:

shavingryansprivates:

annromney:

buttgenie2:

mein fuhrer more like mein fashionista

The world must know of this photoset.

what a doll

hotler

(via ablogforassortedlunatics)

What happens when the universe gets to big?

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